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No, seriously. Eat me. I need to feel a hot mouth, some warm lips and a slippery tongue working on my hot pussy right about now. I had a date last night and I was all ready for some hot sex and this guy turned into a dud. We’ve been going out for about a month, and trying to be a good girl and all, I decided not to put out right away. So, last night was gonna be “THE NIGHT”. When he came to pick me up I looked hotter than hell.  We went to this really nice restaurant and had a really long, romantic dinner.  I could tell he was turned on by how all the other guys in the place were ignoring their dates/wives/girlfriends, or whatever, and just openly staring at me. I know it made him feel good to have all the eyes on me. Plus, he told me how much he loved it that they guys were all looking at him as though they were jealous he was with someone as hot as I am.  So, after a great dinner, some really fun laughs, it was “time”. When he asked what I wanted to do next, I looked him in the eye, took his hand, gave him a little kiss and said, “Let’s go to your place.”. I didn’t have to ask twice. We drove there with a purpose and neither one of us had to talk about it because we knew we were finally going to fuck.  We get to his house, he opens another bottle of wine, we start kissing and groping and in no time we were tearing off each others clothes. THEN… it all came to a very sudden end.  When he got his pants off and I touched his rock hard cock… I started laughing hysterically and I couldn’t stop. OMG. His cock was only like 4 inches long, rock hard. And it was baaaaaaaaad, because I couldn’t STOP laughing.  I laughed so hard I started crying, and I couldn’t hardly breathe long enough to tell him that his cock was too small for me to even consider trying to fuck. Well, a bad situation got worse, because then it went limp and it was NOTHING but a little mushroom head. LOLOLOL… so I made him bring me home, he didn’t say another word to me. I walked up to my apartment and masturbated cuz I was left high and dry after that huge cock let-down. But, that brings me back to the point, I’m still horny and his pathetic dick would never have cut it for me. So like I always say, on to BIGGER and better things. SO, if you have a little cock and you want to have it laughed at, always remember me. I’m a size queen, but I always love a good laugh.